Jesus stole my Pokémon

“VANITY (n), meaning to cast oneself as Jesus in their Youtube thumbnail.” I wasn’t allowed to play pokemon as a kid because adults in my life were concerned it would make me become a wizard. I explain why & also try to convince you that bad graphics are a good thing via a metaphor about the Hobbit and testicle chins. I genuinely hope you enjoy it. Tweety tweets: ► https://twitter.com/johnnyrmarks Great music sullied by my dumb-dumb jokes: Hedwig’s Theme (John Williams) I Wish (Skee-Lo [remake] instrumental) Carless Whisper (George Michael) Chim Chim Cher-ee The First Incident (Frightened Rabbit) Pokemon intro Be Thankful For What You Got (William DeVaughn [instrumental]) Gregorian chant - Deum verum Just For Me (Al Green) You Make My Dreams Come True (Hall & Oates) C.R.E.A.M. (El Michels Affair / Wu Tang cover) Parade (The Antlers) Concerning Hobbits (Howard Shore) Shadow Boxin (El Michel’s Affair / Wu Tang cover) Betray (Son Lux) It Takes Time To Be A Man (The Rapture) Private Ey