Welcome to Dobbstown

Commercial for dobbs.town - Mastodobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. The first video for any specific instance of Mastodon? Definitely the best! JOIN... the Church of the SubGenius (subgenius.com) and find out more! And see you at... DOBBS.TOWN TRANSCRIPT: Ivan Stang: Ah, Dobbstown, the home of both Lemurians and Cenobites. Lonesome Cowboy Dave: My pappy's home... I'm going back some day... I've got to get back to my home! Ivan Stang: Dobbstown! It's near the coast of Honalee, and the land of Fredonia. Lonesome Cowboy Dave: PFFFFFT! Ivan Stang: Dobbstown! It's the world's largest producer of mana, ambrosia, 'frop, and the green stuff that Dave injects into the brain to reanimate dead tissue. Lonesome Cowboy Dave: Spiritual bliss and open-lane bowling every night from midnight to dawn. Ivan Stang: Dobbstown! It's the residence of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, part of the year. It's creamy, and crunchy, it tastes great, and it's less filling, it is margarin and it is butter. But if it were