Why Don't You Piss Off Because No-One Likes You

This is an old song that's been rewritten by Presidential request. Not an official request, you understand, but he's certainly been asking for it. (This was originally written in... maybe 1996 with Michael Dempster. It has gone through a dozen iterations since, but he still came up with the best chord.) It isn’t ‘words’ like bigly that make me prickly Nor that you’re a sexist, racist chump Your conspiracy theories are weird and dreary Just like all your speeches on the stump You’re anti-immigration and anti-vaccination Mexicans to you are worse than mumps Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you? Everyone hates you, everyone hates you. You put billions in your pocket, while inflation rockets Drifting off to sleep each time you're bored Distracting from your failures by invading Venezuela I don't think there's a Nobel Prize for Fraud Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you? Everyone hates you, everyone hates you. You’re living disproof of natural select