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What if we get an AI to generate a song about a cool cat getting the zoomies? [Intro] (spoken, band vamp) Now dig this, folks—there’s a cat in the house… and that cat’s got steam! [Verse 1] When the clock strikes late and the moon hangs low, My little kitty turns into a high-hat show. One minute purring like a mellow tune, Next minute—BAM!—it’s a wild raccoon! He darts down the hallway, paws on fire, Slides round the corner like he’s swingin’ a tire. Tail like a bottlebrush, eyes like gleam, He’s chasin’ that shadow in a jitterbug dream! [Pre-Chorus] And I’m sayin’, “Easy, baby—take it slow,” But that cat just looks at me like, “No, no, no!” ’Cause he’s got a motor and a brand-new track— When the zoomies call, you can’t hold a cat back! [Chorus] (big, energetic; call-and-response with band hits) Zoom zoom! (zoom zoom!) Hear that kitty go! (hear that kitty go!) Zoom zoom! (zoom zoom!) Hot paws on the floor! He leaps—he dips—he makes one swoop, He ricochets off the laundry loop. Z