Afternoon tea

What if we get an AI to give us a song about afternoon tea, sophisti-pop style? [Intro] (harpsichord arpeggio, dry percussion) [Verse 1] (dry male vocal, precise, detached) The starched white linen lies in perfect lines The silver service in the afternoon shines The waiters are distant and the room is still I watch the shadows on the window sill [Chorus] (male vocal, monotone delivery) Afternoon tea (Afternoon tea) (2 bars vibraphone solo) Afternoon tea (2 bars vibraphone solo) Afternoon tea (Afternoon tea) [Verse 2] (dry male vocal) I cut the scone in a single motion I offer a sign of quiet devotion The jam is a layer and the cream is white The texture on the tongue is soft and light [Chorus] (male vocal, monotone delivery) Afternoon tea (Afternoon tea) (2 bars vibraphone solo) Afternoon tea (2 bars vibraphone solo) Afternoon tea (Afternoon tea) [Verse 3] (dry male vocal) The finger sandwiches are trimmed with care Nothing's left to chance and nothing's to spare The delicate cak