You Can't Say You Weren't Warned

You Can't Say You Weren't Warned by Jimmy Halliday Lyrics: I’m a self-made deconstruction, a moral failure ever since I was born You can’t say you weren’t warned I’m a failure of the system, a castoff from the blackest sheep that was shorn You can’t say you weren’t warned I talk shit, I don’t have any friends I smoke when the mind has gone ‘round the bend I toss and turn and snore all night I hope I never get it right! I eat unicorns for breakfast, my diarrhea’s full of glitter and corn You can’t say you weren’t warned My mood is overly dramatic, my mind is filled with microplastics and porn You can’t say you weren’t warned I like punching the bourgeoisie I never got that brain surgery I punch and kick and fight all night I hope I never get it right! I’m a pinnacle of fashion, my shirt’s untucked and I like to wear my jeans torn You can’t say you weren’t warned I might talk to you ‘bout Star Trek, I can’t shut up just like this guy: he’s called Morn You can’t say you weren’t war