Fat Cat Goes To Mars

Fat Cat Goes To Mars by Jimmy Halliday There once was a guy with too much cash, who thought he was smarter than he really was And when someone finally kicks his evil ass, they’ll be met with a thunderous standing applause More likely though, it’ll be himself ‘cause he can’t get a handle on his pride Self-defenestration with dispersion of wealth, when he straps himself up and takes a ride Fat cat goes to Mars No more selling shitty cars Fat cat goes to Mars They want you to think that his every word is the wisdom poured down from a living god But really he’s just a poser nerd with a ket addiction and a flabby bod Some old, rich nazis made a small mistake when the seventh-seal condom was undone Maybe someone will “miscalculate” and fire him into the waiting sunday Fat cat goes to Mars Gotta dodge the prison bars Fat cat goes to Mars He passed on the chance to feed the world, he passed on the chance to fight the Zucc He probably couldn’t beat up a leperous squirrel, he