Hidden farlands: Cannenedict (credits in description)

Event: The spark of life Class: Seasonals Origin: Humpty dumpty (both the egg and the cannon), egg cup Name origin: Cannon, eggs benedict Sound: 8-bit kick (made with its legs), and 8-bit snare (made with its cannons) Gender: None Bio: Cannenedict sat on a wall, Cannenedict had a great fall, all the king's hoovorses and all the king's men couldn't put Cannen together again. That's the popular explanation for how Cannenedict came into existence, but in reality the situation is far different to how it was interpreted. Cannenedict was once a normal egg layed by a mother bird who cared very little about her chicks. One day she left one of her eggs on top of a wall lining the Sharp canyon so that she could have time to herself, the egg toppled over into the canyon resulting in the egg being destroyed. Now exposed to the outside world the fetus cried for help but no one came, then it noticed the river of trash. It took some trash from the river and made itself mech using the scraps and its e